Compare these two trailers. The first is from Thailand. The second is, of course, from the U. S. of Remake. I’m not going to go on a rant about how Hollywood is dead or the ferrets have taken over the Executive Offices of Paramount or what-have-you. That’s a tired dog. And I don’t entirely agree. But I will express amazement that we Americans can’t even make a trailer spookier than the original. Is it the language barrier? Is it mistrust of the American intelligence quotient? Is it our coffee? What gives?