I want a phone. Not just any phone. A very specific kid of phone. and I certainly don’t need this phone. I merely want it. Luckily, it hasn’t been invented (as far as I know) so I needn’t worry about spending money I don’t have to. It’s an old fashioned phone. It looks like this:
…but it’s cordless. In other words, you have a phone base somewhere (in the little phone cubby by the door) and this thing is the remote unit. It’s cool. It’s got a rotary dial. You carry it around and talk on it. You feel pleasantly old-fashioned. If someone knows whether this thing exists, drop me a line. I need–er, want one.