This morning, while browsing Yelp to shake loose some breakfast spot ideas from my memory, I spot this advertisement. I suppose there’s an algorithm that looks for five-star reviews and pairs them up with paying restaurants and slots them above any actually relevant search results. What they haven’t learned to detect, apparently, is sarcasm.
I’m not about to go to Red Lobster for breakfast. Or any time, for that matter. I went once. I don’t remember many details from that night, save for the sirens, a defibrillator and someone shouting “Stay away from the light!”