Honesty in Advertising: Red Lobster

This morning, while browsing Yelp to shake loose some breakfast spot ideas from my memory, I spot this advertisement. I suppose there’s an algorithm that looks for five-star reviews and pairs them up with paying restaurants and slots them above any actually relevant search results. What they haven’t learned to detect, apparently, is sarcasm.

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I’m not about to go to Red Lobster for breakfast. Or any time, for that matter. I went once. I don’t remember many details from that night, save for the sirens, a defibrillator and someone shouting “Stay away from the light!”

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